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J.C. Bailey III
Mesquite, TX Personal Injury Lawyer with 37 years of experience
Free ConsultationPersonal Injury, Bankruptcy, Estate Planning and Probate
J.C. was admitted to the bar and to practice before the United States District Court, Northern District of Texas in 1988. He received his undergraduate degree from Abilene Christian University and his law degree from the Baylor University School of Law. J.C. is a member of the Order of Barristers, the State Bar of Texas, and the Tarrant County Bar Association. A frequent speaker on a wide array of subjects, he enjoys making presentations for professional groups, businesses, churches and schools. Addressing challenges in a constructive and professional manner is the highest priority of Mr. Bailey’s practice. J.C. has...
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Michael Galyen
Bedford, TX Personal Injury Attorney with 4 years of experience
Personal Injury
Texas A&M University School of Law
Michael Galyen is the firm’s Executive Vice President and a trial attorney practicing out of Bailey & Galyen’s Fort Worth, TX office. Michael specializes in personal injury litigation, representing those who have been hurt in Work Injuries, Truck Wrecks, Car Wrecks, and Premises Liability matters. Michael prides himself on client satisfaction and zealous representation for his clients throughout his time practicing at Bailey & Galyen.
Michael has secured multiple seven-figure recoveries on behalf of his clients, earning himself a place in the “Million Dollar Advocates Forum”. Moreover, Michael was named to the National Trial Lawyers “Top 40 under 40” which is...
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Pedro "Peter" de la Cerda
Dallas, TX Personal Injury Lawyer with 20 years of experience
Free ConsultationPersonal Injury
Texas Tech University School of Law
Attorney Pedro “Peter” de la Cerda co-founded DFW Injury Lawyers, embarking on a legal career initially defending healthcare providers, trucking companies, and manufacturing entities in cases involving personal injury, medical malpractice, products liability, and toxic tort. Witnessing the genuine suffering of individuals deserving fair compensation, Mr. de la Cerda transitioned to representing plaintiffs in personal injury cases.
Licensed to practice in Texas and California, Mr. de la Cerda has garnered numerous accolades. Recognized as a “Rising Star” by SuperLawyers® from 2014 to 2017, he has consistently been designated as a "SuperLawyer" since 2018, a distinction granted to just 5% of lawyers...
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Daniel Morris
Dallas, TX Personal Injury Attorney with 29 years of experience
Personal Injury and Workers' Comp
I primarily represent people who are injured on the job or as the result of someone's negligence. We can help if your employer is a subscriber to workers compensation or even if they are a non-subscriber.
I've been helping people with injuries since 1996. I am fluent in Spanish. We can also help with criminal, family or immigration issues.
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Joey D. Robison
Dallas, TX Personal Injury Lawyer with 32 years of experience
300 Centre St
Dallas, TX 75208
Free ConsultationPersonal Injury and Nursing Home
Oklahoma City University School of Law
Joey Robison attended the University of Texas at Austin where he earned a bachelors degree in political science. He earned his doctorate of law at Oklahoma City Law School. Mr. Robinson has spent his entire career representing victims of negligence regarding their claims against insurance companies.
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Megan Daic
Dallas, TX Personal Injury Lawyer
Free ConsultationPersonal Injury, Bankruptcy, Business and Consumer
University of Houston - Main Campus
Megan Daic is the Founder and Owner of Daic Law. She started Daic Law with one main goal in mind: to create a client-driven law firm that focuses on the needs of people in the community. She understands that life can be difficult at times, and there are unexpected situations and tragedies that people are forced to confront on a day-to-day basis. Megan’s hope in starting this firm was and is to help people during their time of need and make the process as simple and clear as possible.
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Austin Smith
Dallas, TX Personal Injury Lawyer with 8 years of experience
Personal Injury, Business, Medical Malpractice and Products Liability
Texas Tech University School of Law
Austin Smith focuses his practice on litigation and dispute resolution. Austin has experience in handling a wide variety of matters in state and federal court, involving complex commercial and business disputes, fraud, personal injury, and criminal matters including white collar crime. From 2017 to 2018, Austin was honored to serve as a law clerk to the Honorable Judge Amos L. Mazzant in the United States District Court for the Eastern District of Texas. With Austin has been consistently selected by BestLawyers as “One to Watch” (2020-2022) and Texas Super Lawyers Rising Stars (2021-2022) - a recognition that only 2.5%...
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Marissa Maggio
Dallas, TX Personal Injury Lawyer with 27 years of experience
Free ConsultationPersonal Injury
Emory University School of Law
Marissa Maggio is dedicated to advocating for individuals who have suffered injuries. With over 25 years of legal experience and Board Certification in personal injury trial law by the Texas Board of Legal Specialization, she is a strong advocate for those injured due to others' negligence. Marissa vigorously represents clients against large insurance companies and corporations, both in state and federal courts. Her practice focuses on cases involving severe injuries from workplace accidents, trucking, motorcycle, and bicycle collisions, as well as defective products. Before entering personal injury law, she gained expertise in Environmental Law and Intellectual Property while working at...
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Farzad Zare
Dallas, TX Personal Injury Attorney with 20 years of experience
(213) 663-2627
400 S. Zang Blvd
Oak Cliff Tower, Suite 350
Dallas, TX 75208
Personal Injury, Criminal Defense, DUI & DWI and Juvenile
SMU Dedman School of Law
Experienced Attorney Licensed in Iran and Criminal Defense Attorney in the State of Texas
Having successfully handled complex legal matters in Iran, I am well-prepared and have transmitted my skills and expertise to the U.S. legal system. My admission to the Texas Bar reflects my dedication to expanding my professional horizons and serving clients within the United States.
Drawing on my extensive legal experience, I offer a comprehensive skill set that spans various practice areas, including civil litigation, contract negotiations, corporate law, torts, and regulatory compliance. I pride myself on my analytical abilities, attention to detail, and effective communication skills, which...
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Jake Michael Ramey
Dallas, TX Personal Injury Lawyer with 26 years of experience
(214) 989-4030
10,000 North Central Expressway
Suite 400
Dallas, TX 75231
Personal Injury, Medical Malpractice and Products Liability
Texas Tech University School of Law
"I have spent my entire career representing people who have been injured due to the negligence of others. I will aggressively represent my clients to the very best of my ability, and treat them with respect." Mr. Ramey has an AV® Preeminent Rating – the highest rating available from Martindale-Hubbell, the leading independent attorney rating entity. An AV® Rating signifies that the lawyer has reached the heights of professional excellence. Mr. Ramey graduated from Texas Tech University School of Law in 1998 with an MBA/JD degree. He has practiced civil litigation for the past 15...
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Timothy Robert Reilley
Dallas, TX Personal Injury Lawyer with 29 years of experience
Free ConsultationPersonal Injury, Business, Medical Malpractice and Products Liability
Texas Tech University School of Law
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Lance Caughfield
Dallas, TX Personal Injury Lawyer with 28 years of experience
Free ConsultationPersonal Injury, Appeals, Business and Insurance Claims
University of Texas - Austin
An appellate specialist with a broad base of experience on both sides of the bar, Lance handles matters in State and Federal courts at both the trial and appellate level, including business litigation, insurance coverage, personal injury and complex litigation matters.
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Greg Marks
Dallas, TX Personal Injury Lawyer with 38 years of experience
13355 Noel Road, Suite 1370
Dallas, TX 75240
Free ConsultationPersonal Injury, Insurance Claims, Medical Malpractice and Products Liability
Southern Methodist University
Greg began his career as an engineer for offshore drilling companies. While he enjoyed the problem solving he did for his company, he desired to help others. It was this desire that lead him to SMU's Dedman School of Law, where he graduated in the top 15 percent of his class. Upon graduation, Greg went to work in a prestigious downtown Dallas firm, representing large businesses, doctors and insurance companies. While this experience on the other side of the courtroom has proven invaluable, Greg soon realized he wanted to represent individuals and their families. For more than...
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Adam Dennis Lewis
Dallas, TX Personal Injury Lawyer with 9 years of experience
Free ConsultationPersonal Injury
South Texas College of Law
Adam Lewis was born in Clear Lake, Texas. Due to his father’s employment in the oil and gas industry, Adam moved to various places such as Louisiana, Nigeria, Scotland, and England. After graduating high school in England, Adam returned to his roots to attend Texas Tech University. While there, Adam pursued History and Political Science before receiving his diploma in 2008. After graduation, he went to Houston, Texas, where he worked in numerous legal industries such as pharmaceutical litigation and litigation support and technology.
Adam’s career choices led him to Park City, UT, where he worked in the legal department of...
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Cory Daniel Itkin
Dallas, TX Personal Injury Lawyer with 19 years of experience
Free ConsultationPersonal Injury and Maritime
University of Houston - Main Campus
Cory Itkin is one of the most aggressive and prepared trial lawyers in the country with experience ranging in maritime accidents, trucking accidents, plant explosions, and other high-stakes personal injury cases. Cory has won verdicts and settlements for his clients in more than two dozen states. He has also obtained favorable results in high profile litigation such as his clients who lost loved ones or were injured in the BP Deepwater Horizon explosion.
Some of Cory’s best work has been on the cases that presented the biggest challenges. Cory has won jury verdicts in excess of $1 million in at least...
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R. Matthew Graham
Dallas, TX Personal Injury Lawyer with 24 years of experience
Personal Injury
Texas Wesleyan University School of Law - Texas Wesleyan University
Licensed in 2000, Matthew Graham is an experienced private-practice trial attorney who has prosecuted and managed cases and claims in complex federal and state civil litigation involving catastrophic injuries, products liability, and multi-party insurance litigation. He is licensed to practice law in Colorado, New Mexico, Oklahoma and Texas, and is admitted to the Federal Courts for the Northern and Eastern districts of Texas and the District of Colorado.
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Martin Rubin
Dallas, TX Personal Injury Lawyer with 47 years of experience
Free ConsultationPersonal Injury, Criminal Defense, DUI & DWI and Traffic Tickets
Martin J Rubin has practiced law in the State of Texas since 1977. Martin J Rubin currently represents persons with criminal cases and traffic tickets. If you need an occupational driver's license or expunction of a criminal record call my office. Graduate of SMU Law School and Cornell University.
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Lane Addison
Dallas, TX Personal Injury Lawyer
Suite #42
Dallas, TX 75219
Free ConsultationPersonal Injury and Insurance Claims
St. Mary's University School of Law
Lane Addison is a Texas native who has always enjoyed helping his friends and neighbors. At The Wilhite Law Firm, Lane is able to combine his passion for helping others with his experience as a litigator, fighting for people who have seen their lives turned upside down by terrible accidents. He understands the incredible strain accident victims face as they struggle to recover not just medically, but emotionally and financially.
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Yasamin Moussavi
Carrollton, TX Personal Injury Lawyer with 6 years of experience
Free ConsultationPersonal Injury, Insurance Claims and Products Liability
Shahid Beheshti University - Tehran- Iran
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Mrs. Moussavi is an attorney admitted in the States Bars of Texas, New York, and South Australia. She is also admitted to practice law in Iran. Mrs. Moussavi joined Chalaki Law to handle the law firm’s compliance matters for state and federal cases in 2017. Mrs. Moussavi has experience with practice in both Common Law and Civil Law systems. She completed her Bachelor's and Masters's degree in Iran and wrote a thesis on Confidentiality in International Commercial Arbitration. She specialized in real estate matters in Iran. Upon moving to Australia, she completed a Bachelor of Laws and Legal...
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Dale Rose
McKinney, TX Personal Injury Attorney with 32 years of experience
Free ConsultationPersonal Injury, Business and Consumer
Texas Tech University School of Law
Since 1996, my focus on the law has been representing individuals hurt or injured as the result of someone else's negligence. That means representing YOU for YOUR injuries and working to get you the best result possible. Especially here in Collin County, Grayson County, and Fannin County, Texas, you need someone who is familiar with these counties and the unique problems and issues they create. You don't need to buy into the big Dallas firms, their chasing you, or their advertisements, to get a local and experienced attorney. In fact, you might just be getting...
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Clint Lee
Dallas, TX Personal Injury Attorney with 2 years of experience
(214) 438-0150
2777 North Stemmons Freeway,
Suite 1150
Dallas, TX 75207
Personal Injury and Medical Malpractice
University of North Texas at Dallas College of Law
Clint Lee is a personal injury attorney and Vice President of Operations at Bailey & Galyen. He is licensed to practice law in Alabama, Arizona, Arkansas, Colorado, Montana, New Mexico, North Dakota, Ohio, Oklahoma, Tennessee, Texas, Vermont, and Wyoming. Mr. Lee has also been admitted to the Choctaw Nation of Oklahoma. He graduated from the University of North Texas Dallas College of Law.
Mr. Lee’s primary focus is on helping those who have been seriously injured and those who have lost loved ones as a result of someone else’s negligence. These cases present unique challenges, and Mr. Lee...
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Shawn S Hashemi
Carrollton, TX Personal Injury Attorney with 10 years of experience
Free ConsultationPersonal Injury, Construction, Insurance Claims and Products Liability
Texas A&M University School of Law
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John Holman Barr
Dallas, TX Personal Injury Attorney with 44 years of experience
Free ConsultationPersonal Injury, Insurance Claims, Insurance Defense and Medical Malpractice
Super Lawyers: 2006 - 2015 National Board of Legal Specialty Certification Practice Areas: Personal Injury - Products: Defense (60%), Professional Liability: Defense (20%), Personal Injury - General: Defense (20%) Law School: St. Mary's University School of Law
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David Ragsdale
Dallas, TX Personal Injury Lawyer with 37 years of experience
Free ConsultationPersonal Injury, Insurance Claims, Nursing Home and Products Liability
David Ragsdale has more than 29 years of experience as a personal injury lawyer. Ragsdale Law Firm represents individuals and families injured in car wrecks, truck/18 wheeler accidents, motorcycle wrecks, drunk driving accidents, slip & falls, and all other types of personal injury cases. Ragsdale Law Firm also represents families of loved ones due to the wrongful death of their family member. Contact our firm for a free consultation about your case.
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Stephen Wayne Shoultz
Dallas, TX Personal Injury Lawyer with 45 years of experience
Free ConsultationPersonal Injury
Stephen W. Shoultz is a Dallas injury attorney and a founder of the Law Office of Stephen W. Shoultz. Attorney Shoultz has been working in the legal field for nearly 35 years. He is among the select group of Texas lawyers to be Board Certified in the area of Personal Injury Law. Mr. Shoultz’s peers have recognized him with the Martindale-Hubbell® rating of AV Preeminent®. He holds memberships with organizations including the Texas Trial Lawyers Association, American Association for Justice and Dallas Trial Lawyers Association. Contact his firm today to find out more.
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Kimberly Vermillion Wright
Dallas, TX Personal Injury Lawyer with 22 years of experience
Free ConsultationPersonal Injury, Divorce, Estate Planning and Family
Baylor Law School
Ms. Wright is an experienced litigator and advocate. Her direct approach and prompt communication have earned her the trust of her clients and the respect of her peers. Though she is trained as a trial attorney, Ms. Wright attempts to keep her clients out of the courtroom if possible for their benefit, both financially and emotionally. If going to court is necessary, Ms. Wright is trained and ready to be your advocate. She will prepare you thoroughly for each next step.
She is a goal-oriented attorney, and firmly believes in client involvement and keeping clients informed. One of the first requests...
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Robert C. Slim
Dallas, TX Personal Injury Lawyer with 30 years of experience
Free ConsultationPersonal Injury and Insurance Claims
Dallas / Fort Worth area trial attorney specializing in representing victims of wrongful death and serious personal injury since 1994. Free initial consultation and personal case review. Phones monitored 7 days per week.
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E. Lynette Stone
Dallas, TX Personal Injury Attorney with 24 years of experience
Free ConsultationPersonal Injury, Insurance Claims, Medical Malpractice and Products Liability
Lewis & Clark Law School
Attorney E. Lynette Stone's background includes extensive work in complex trials, mediations and arbitrations in state and federal courts nationwide.
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Steve Samples
Dallas, TX Personal Injury Lawyer
Free ConsultationPersonal Injury, Appeals and Stockbroker Fraud
Baylor Law School
I believe that trying a case to a jury is the best part of my job. That belief is the basis for the entire way I handle cases at Samples Ames PLLC. When our firm accepts cases, I am evaluating the prospects of that case in front of a jury. I size up the case, and I also size up the client. I always ask myself if a jury will relate to my client, and our firm regularly conducts focus groups before we accept the case.
I am Board Certified in Personal Injury Trial Law by the Texas Board of Legal...
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Ryan Sorrells
Dallas, TX Personal Injury Attorney with 13 years of experience
Personal Injury
Texas Wesleyan University School of Law - Texas Wesleyan University
Having tried over 80 personal injury cases in County and District Courts throughout Texas, I know first-hand how insurance companies present in trial. My skillset enables me to successfully consult on an array of issues with medical providers, providing them with legal edge. However, my primary desire is to provide legal assistance to people who are negligently injured and see justice prevail.
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Cole McNiel
Dallas, TX Personal Injury Lawyer with 5 years of experience
Free ConsultationPersonal Injury, Animal, Products Liability and Workers' Comp
Texas Tech University School of Law
Cole McNiel is a personal injury lawyer at Anderson Injury Lawyers. He has years of experience representing injured clients in Texas and has helped the law firm recover millions in settlements and verdicts. Cole has been recognized by the National Trial Lawyers Top 40 Under 40 for his successful representation of Texas accident victims.
Cole frequently represents clients in cases involving car accidents, truck accidents, motorcycle accidents, wrongful death, premises liability, oil field accidents, and other personal injuries. Cole takes pride in using his knowledge and skills to help clients out of challenging situations and never shies away from a battle...
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John Milton Groce Jr.
Dallas, TX Personal Injury Lawyer with 29 years of experience
Personal Injury, Appeals, Business and Consumer
Texas Tech University School of Law
John M. Groce, Jr. was born in Waco and raised in Colleyville before he started working as a young paralegal with his father and grandfather.
John graduated with a Bachelor of Arts degree in 1992 from Baylor University, with a major in English and a minor in Rhetoric & Argumentation before attending Texas Tech University School of Law, where he graduated in 1995 with a Juris Doctor degree.
John was later admitted to the State Bar of Texas in 1995. During his time as an attorney, he has had extensive trial experience in personal injury law.
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Richard Clark Harrist
Dallas, TX Personal Injury Attorney with 28 years of experience
Free ConsultationPersonal Injury, Appeals and Immigration
University of Oklahoma College of Law
Mr. Harrist offers affordable, effective assistance for appeals, litigation, personal injury, and immigration matters.
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James Brantley Saunders
McKinney, TX Personal Injury Lawyer with 34 years of experience
Free ConsultationPersonal Injury, Business, Insurance Claims and Real Estate
Brantley Saunders is a business and real estate attorney in McKinney, TX, specializing in general business advice and litigation, who has been helping individuals and businesses solve legal issues for over 20 years. His experience in over 25 jury trials helps focus his clients on the important issues to attack. It also allows him to see the issues in advance for business planning and avoiding litigation when possible. Setting out a plan for success in litigation or transactional work is his bread and butter. Real estate, business entities, insurance, personal injury and mediation are his primary areas of focus.
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Michael Lai Howard
Dallas, TX Personal Injury Lawyer with 20 years of experience
Personal Injury and Criminal Defense
SMU Dedman School of Law
I grew up in Dallas and have lived in Texas all my life. Most people say they go to law school to "make a difference," but I actually walked the walk. After graduating from SMU Dedman School of Law, I began my career at Legal Aid of NorthWest Texas fighting for Dallas's homeless population, standing up against slumlords, and businesses that take advantage of Dallas's most vulnerable citizens. From there I went to the Public Defender's Office where I represented people who couldn't afford an attorney who were facing criminal charges. During my time as an assistant public defender I...
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Ezekiel Tyson Jr.
Dallas, TX Personal Injury Lawyer with 22 years of experience
Free ConsultationPersonal Injury and Criminal Defense
University of Houston Law Center
Attorney Ezekiel Tyson Jr., a native of New Orleans, La attended the University of Houston for undergrad and law school. He graduated both programs early and immediately went to work representing people in need. Attorney Tyson’s passion for the law comes from his desire to help others and to stand in the gap for those unable to fight for themselves. Attorney Tyson has tried over 100 cases! He has successfully represented thousands of clients. He has recovered millions of dollars on behalf of his clients and achieved numerous "Not Guilty" verdicts for his clients accused of crimes!
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Nicole Anderson
Euless, TX Personal Injury Lawyer with 5 years of experience
Free ConsultationPersonal Injury and Insurance Claims
Oklahoma City University School of Law
Nicole Anderson is an attorney at the McCormick Law Firm.
Nicole is passionate about helping clients succeed and reach the best outcome through throughout every stage of the litigation process and through appeal.
Nicole has a Bachelors in Political Science from Baylor, a Bachelors in Criminal Justice from University of Central Oklahoma, and her Juris Doctorate from Oklahoma City University School of Law. While in law school, Nicole worked for a small family law firm in Oklahoma City where she gained valuable knowledge about the nuts and bolts of family law cases.
Nicole is a member of the Dallas Bar...
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Paul Ashley Grinke
Frisco, TX Personal Injury Attorney with 24 years of experience
Personal Injury, Appeals, Arbitration & Mediation and Business
South Texas College of Law
Paul Grinke is Managing Partner of McCathern’s office at The Star in Frisco, Texas. Mr. Grinke has broad experience on a national level, litigating complex commercial and catastrophic event claims from both sides of the docket. He has successfully litigated commercial breach of contract, fiduciary duty, and employment covenant claims. In addition, Mr. Grinke prosecutes and defends claims involving personal injury, wrongful death, and disastrous property damage arising from construction defect, product defect, trucking, and liquor liability.
Mr. Grinke leads McCathern’s Construction Defect, Product Liability and related Fire Litigation practices. He has particular expertise in counseling institutional clients involved in tragic...
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John Polewski
DeSoto, TX Personal Injury Attorney with 40 years of experience
Free ConsultationPersonal Injury and Medical Malpractice
Texas Tech University - Texas Tech University
John Polewski and his team do nothing but medical malpractice litigation on behalf of injured patients and their families. With 30 years of experience in this very specialized area, his qualifications are unique.
In his personal life, Mr. Polewski is a proud father, and has been married to his wife Sandi for 40 years. In addition to his law practice, Mr. Polewski is active in his community, serving on the boards of various charitable and civic organizations, as he has done throughout his career.
Mr. Polewski is the recipient of numerous awards and top ratings not only from clients, but also...
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Andrew Monty Lloyd
Lewisville, TX Personal Injury Attorney with 21 years of experience
Free ConsultationPersonal Injury, Criminal Defense, DUI & DWI and Family
Born just south of Dallas, and true to his Texas roots, Andrew M. Lloyd fights proudly for families and justice. He exemplifies the attitude contained in the phrase - Don’t mess with Texas! He doesn’t let people mess with his clients, either. Big government and belligerent litigators threaten his clients’ lives, so he defends them. He’s a negotiator by birth and an attorney by trade, whose ultimate prowess and skill lie in the courtroom. He’s tenacious, witty, intelligent, and scrappy. With a nickname like “Texas Spanker,” what else would you expect? A...